I know. I hear you, saying it to yourself. Are you deranged? Depraved? Are you some kind of crazy junkie freak? Well, no, not exactly. I am both deranged and depraved. Yes, I'm also crazy, and certainly I am a freak, but I have touched no addictive substances save caffeine, in modest amounts, for 15 years. Thus may go some way as to explain the crazy, but I was born a freak. Actually, I may have also been born crazy, deranged, and depraved. What the hell is wrong with me? Er...much? I must let my brain drip, and I have decided to let it drip on all of you. Why? Well, why not? For one thing it'll be entertaining for you. You can live vicariously through me. Just like the teevee. If you like rubbernecking at accidents, and watching people eat bugs and stab one another in the back on reality shows and celebrity overdoses and rock stars having nervous breakdowns and horror movies and blood and gore and insanity, death, cheap thrills, drugs, fucking, good times and other light entertainment, you'll love this blog! Please feel free to enjoy my derangement. God only knows I always have.
Remember, Lola Blue Loves You.
P.S. If you think the previous post was awful, just wait till I start talking about shagging! The horror!
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